05 Oct Boston Legal Quotes
Alan Shore: Well, I`m used to opting for jury cancellation in these situations. Convincing the jury to focus on morale, not legal, but here it makes no difference! What I did was unethical, immoral, illegal. Tags Alan Shore quotes the best quotes denny crane Boston Legal quotes Boston Legal TV show quotes denny crane quotes Denny Crane: Not just any Kazoo. A trombone zoo. Un go-to-New Orleans-under-the-pretext-of-some-legal-case-to-play-with-a-Dixie-land-band kazoo. Selfish, sexually voracious, malapropism-prone: these are just some of the ways to describe Denny Crane, the successful lawyer played by William Shatner in five seasons of abc`s legal comedy-drama Boston Legal from 2004 to 2008. In the following seasons, Denny evolved into a cartoon along with the rest of the series, but at first he was always ready for a clever joke. Here`s a look at the best quotes from Denny Crane. Alan Shore: There`s a legal term for that. Ah, yes, “Oooooh.” Paul: Denny will ask the questions. If you [Alan] try to ask the witness anything, you will be fired. Alan: There`s a legal term for that. ah yes, “ooooo” Alan Shore: Mon, uh, best friend has Alzheimer`s disease, uh, very early on, that`s not the case.
He is a great lover of life and will be for a while. I believe that even if his mind really starts to go away, he will still fish, he will laugh and love, and as it progresses, he will still want to live, because there will be value for him, in a friendship, in a cigar. The truth is that I don`t think he will ever come to me and tell me that this is the day I want to die, but the day is coming and he won`t know. This is perhaps the most insidious thing about Alzheimer`s disease. But you see, he trusts me that I know when that day has come, he trusts me; to protect one`s dignity, heritage and self-respect. He trusts me to prevent his ending from becoming a piece of useless porridge, and I will. It will be unbearably painful. Thing for me, but I`m going to do it because I love it. I will end his suffering because it is the only decent, humane and loving thing a person can do. Judge Floyd Hurwitz: How would you like to be despised, Mr.
Wisenheimer? Denny Crane: I just heard! New Orleans! My penis is already packed! Alan Shore: Don`t let my comfortable appearance fool you. Alan Shore: It`s not the same thing. Do you know one thing I like about you? 16- Alan Shore: “Why is it so important for everyone to maintain integrity?” Alan Shore: Every day, I am amazed at your inexhaustible ability to live simply. Alan Shore: I have an instinctive feeling, it`s my best shot. 10- Denny Crane: “We are carnivores. When the pilgrims disembarked, the first thing they did was eat some Indians. 19- Denny Crane: “Damn, if I had a nickel for every woman I promised to marry in exchange for sex. In fact, that`s what I do. Denny Crane: Why Alan? That is all I am going to ask. What for?. Denny Crane: Did my client tell you that this drug is not FDA approved? Al Sharpton: [Continue without pause].
The image of Santa Claus has been created for hundreds, hundreds and hundreds of years. We have to be another day. Give the world a black Santa Claus, let people let down an African-American who carries joy and goodwill! Gil Furnald: My employer understood that, and yes, I was fired. They asked me a lot of questions, for example, if I was gay. 20- Alan Shore: “I may not be able to speak as fast, but my language is more versatile” Denny Crane: I`m not afraid of death – never. But I`m afraid of being plugged into a machine. Would you like to live like this? Bernard Ferrion: Under normal circumstances, I would agree with that. Alan Shore: Not the sixty years when classical electrons are free. A.A.G. Norman Wood: The Commonwealth has given up on the conflict Shirley Schmidt: My first question would be. If someone swings an axe, why take out the hand? Paul Lewiston: Let me do that for you, Mr.
Shore. Denny Crane: Do you think married people can stay in love? Alan Shore: Objection, Your Honour. You cannot enter your second point with “first”. 3- Denny Crane: “Massachusetts is a blue state. God has no place here. Denny Crane: Shirley! I am seventy years old. I`m still a physical specimen, but you never know. What if one day I fell dead? You`ve never had the last almond brush.
Denny Crane: [Several lawyers in the firm pass in front of a crowd of journalists] Denny Crane, Trix are for children. Denny Crane, Coo-Coo for cocoa puffs. Catherine Piper: Those on the left have a bit of sound to help our older lawyers in their routine. Alan Shore: Actually, we`re sitting in a courtroom and wasting taxpayers` money because my client had gas. He was clogged, he went to the bathroom to fix his problem, imagine that where downstairs and behold, three undercover policemen were hiding, waiting to interpret a foot tap as a call to gay sex. Well, maybe Larry Craig deserved his fate, which was thrown in front of the very bus he helped build, but Denny Crane didn`t deserve that, all he tried was to take a. Alan Shore: Get up, Denny. We go to the toilet. Lori Colson: I`m sure you`ll just teach against madness. Shirley Schmidt: If you love me, you want me to be happy, even if I`m not with you.
Father Michael Ryan: I didn`t think he would really try. Paul Lewiston: We`re in the middle of a staff meeting. 2- Denny Crane: “Denny Crane, reasonable doubt for a reasonable price.” Catherine Piper: All I`m saying is when you killed two people. There is no better time to turn to Jesus Christ, your Savior. Alan Shore: Could we say two-thirty and take time for both? Alan Shore as Jerry You know that I have a huge affection for my own intelligence, and even I think you are smarter than me. Denny Crane: There`s no reason to apologize, Alan. Love, even if it is ephemeral, even if it is for a day or two. That`s all. Don`t you agree?.
Alan Shore: She started to know me too well, and I started hating her for it. Even though I was unpredictable, she had predicted it. For those of us who strive to be original, this is the worst kind of banality. She`s dead. Since then, I have missed this banality. • From “Men to Boys” (Season 2): After an employee takes offense at her inappropriate comment: “I`ve often found that chubby girls insult the most easily.” Paul Lewiston: You`re going to sit at the court table because your sudden absence would send a strange message to the jury that could jeopardize our case, but Denny will ask the questions. If you try to ask the witness for anything, you will be fired. Alan Shore: I need your starting power here. I want you to stand up before this jury when we`re done and say, “Let Alan Shore go!” Shirley Schmidt: [The judge raises his hand] Are they trusted more in this area? Judge Robert Sanders: I think I have a pretty likely reason, Mr. Shoop! Alan Shore: Your Honour, I am going on strike.